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crunkashton:

Slow wifi aka mass homicide

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab