Slow wifi aka mass homicide
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway
honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf
my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab